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BREAKING NEWS: Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Are Over for REAL, Yay!

With two separate statements about it being "off," Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus' reps both confirmed that the couple is no longer engaged, dating, seeing each other or probably even living together. ... And we all heaved a collective sigh of relief that Miley won't be doing any half-naked writhing with any foam fingers or any "little" people whilst engaged to one of the most handsome young men in Hollywood, and Liam won't be forced to put up with Miley's tongue wagging to and fro all the time. 


While it's not hard to speculate why -- because generally speaking, they're apparently going in very, very different directions in both their personal and professional lives -- it's amazing that they waited as long as they did to announce an official statement. It's like, nobody's surprised, friends. 


Moving onward and upward, right guys? You've got to many more stages upon which to grind, Miles, and Liam? "Hunger Games." Classy ladies in ballrooms or something. That's all.