E on The Q Where Liz Dances w/ Ryan Gosling!

Ryan Gosling has always been too cool for school...even when he was only 12 dancing to MC Hammer...video has emerged of him getting his dance on like a straight P-I-M-P...while the rest of us had pimples and angst this kid was working it...seriously...Ryan has always been perfect...
 
And John Stamos is no longer famous.  Gah...my heart is breaking because Uncle Jessie himself visited the house from Full House over the weekend...and those dang whippersnappers had no idea who was standing next to them taking a picture.  Maybe they would have recognized him with a mullet...have mercy.
 
And Tom Hanks is drunk...he must be because he made a massive career misstep...he stars in Carly Rae Jepson's new music video...you know that one that sang "Hey I just met you...but here's my number...call me maybe"...and just when you think that is rock bottom...he starts dancing with Justin Bieber...look away little Oscar statue...you don't want to see this.
 
John Mayer is an idiot...because he is talking about his ex girlfriend...Taylor Swift.  So we are at the height of the Perry/Swift feud...and Katy BF started to run his mouth on MSNBC.  First things first...John...you aren't the stock market...what the heck are you doing on that channel...and 2nd...never discuss your ex...it will drive your current girl crazy.  He at first was singing Taylor's praise for pulling her music from Spotify...but then it was like a light when off that he shouldn't be praising her...so then he turned it into how much more he is than a song about Taylor Swift...dude...you are so much more...like a toolbag.