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Bachelor Blog-Crazy Girl Edition!

You know it is going to get cray when it starts with Kelsey on the floor thrashing like she is having a panic attack...but her dress just happens to be perfectly fanned out around her and while she can't breathe...of course she asks to talk to Chris...

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With the oxygen mask on she even tells producers that she knows that she will be getting a rose that can tell she is bananas by her eyes...she has that one rogue crazy eye.  After getting some one on one time with Chris again...she rejoined the girls like she was fine and nothing had happened...homegirl is cookoo!


and then bum bum bum!  The rose ceremony we have all been waiting for....

Ashley I had a meltdown because her V card story doesn't seem as strong as Kelsey's widow background...and guess what...Chris keeps that Kim Kardashian wannabee around for another week!  What in the heck...Ashley needs to get to stepping because there is no way that she will ever move to Iowa...or be a farmer...Then Kelsey said that everyone needs to be scared because they wasted their time and then Chris sent home...

Samantha...which whoa...has she been here all season?!?  I think this is the first time that we have seen her

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and then McKenzie...who is no real loss to the show.  

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Now Kelsey has a new nickname...Black Widow! 


So now Chris has taken the girls to Deadwood South Dakota...which is ironic considering how much smooching around he is doing...see what I did there? That is a joke for the adults...

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Kelsey is ran her mouth again that she deserved the one on one...and she is mad at Chris because chose Becca.

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So Chris drops the little truth bomb that Becca is the only person in the house he has not kissed yet...which gross.  This house is gonna need some penicillin when this season is over.


Becca is so likeable on her date with Chris when the two went horseback riding but that isn't the good part of the show...the focus is still on Kelsey and how much all the other girls hate her!  Even sweet little Carly is not on board.  And then Kelsey was all like blah blah blah...and none of the girls bought it.  Carly calls her out and says Chris is not seeing what they are seeing which is someone making sly which Kelsey says the problem is that she is smart and uses big words that the girls can't understand.

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 Now the 2 on 1 date has been chosen...and it will be Kelsey and Ashley I...which means one of them will be going home...which part of me is doing back flips because they are terrible...but at the same time...he is no real prince one of them might actually deserve him.

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Becca is taking the front row because Chris says that it is the most relaxed date he has been on...which is not that hard to do...because you have the insane Kelsey...Stripper Britt...Ashley I who can't stop being jealous...but lets be real life, Becca is so far out of Chris's league.

 Now for the group date...all the girls are getting together and making sweet music...and it immediately gets weird because they all individually hug him on arrival..and they are going to work on putting country music together...and for some reason Big and Rich show up.  Which in this case it is save a horse...and ride a Bachelor?

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Now the date really gets awkward because Britt is dressed like a stripper and she starts making out with Chris in front of everyone else

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 I have a feeling Chris is trying to make this season end with a Sister Wives twist...hopefully they all come to their senses and bail ship...if for no other reason than his terrible singing that he displayed tonight.  Then he thought he was Richard Gere in Pretty Woman in the 80's...because when Britt sang dressed like a hooker..he almost cried...

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The only one who actually nailed her song was Carly...but come on...she sings professionally on a cruise ship.  So she is basically a pro at this! 

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Then Chris showed his Booty Cheeks again...and ran away with Britt leaving all the other girls still stranded on the date so he could take Britt solo to The Big and Rich concert...and then even with all her eye glitter he gives her the rose on stage...while all the other girls are still wondering where the heck their date went.

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The most ridiculous part of the night is when Britt refers to herself as a virgin of Country Music..which is the only kind that she the only girl to have taken a "Nap" with Chris so far this season.

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 Then the real excitement hit...the wannabe Kar-Lash-Ian is on the date with Chris and cray girl Kelsey.  So much sucking up and fakeness was oozing out of the whole thing...and of course Ashely I could not stop rolling her eyes.  


Then the date took place on a bed in the middle of The Badlands...which was awkward enough.  Then Ashley I threw Kelsey under the crazy train and Chris told Kelsey exactly what Ashley had just said.  Chris even tweeted out on his personal Twitter that this part is going to be hard to watch.  


and then whoa!  Ashley I blew me away and won me over..She called Kelsey out on her manipulative garbage and let her know that she wasn't dumb because she doesn't use big words...she has a Master's Degree too and that she sees through her.  BURN!

Ashley confronted Chris about the fact he let Kelsey know what she had said...and he sent her packing...and Ashley I' s crying game was on point

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and for a split second...I hated Chris Soules but then he sent Kelsey packing...and she left the same way she showed up...Cray cray.  Buh bye Kelsey...good luck being a high school guidance counselor again after all of this

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E on the Q Grammy's Edition

Kanye West is a ding dong...who must be he gave a rant after the Grammy's finished that said...basically if Beck respected art he would give his best album trophy to Beyonce because she deserved it more...let me roll my eyes but lets break this down...
First...why do you keep defending Beyonce...she didn't even come to your wedding...let that sink in...she doesn't think your love isworth her time...Second, even Kim was not on board with your rant and gave you the side eye, you compared your daughter to your clothing line and Khloe seems to be on board with you.  That is never a good sign.
Moving on...a homeless man broke onto set last night...oh...that's Kanye...but he is in a hoodie...oh okay...well wait..why is he telling us what is musically better...he auto tuned himself
The over 50 crowd had a blast last night.  Raise your hand if half the songs performed last night were older than you...this is what happens when Taylor Swift says no...The Grammy's have to peruse the nursing home.  Last night we got Tom Jones?  ELO? Tony Bennett?  The only person who recognized any of these songs last night were Paul McCartney...and let me add he was getting it with his dance moves...but come on guys...young it up just a little bit
As far as Fashion went last night, Sia looked like a Shitzu that had gone too long between grooming, Iggy looked like Heidi...or a of the two, Pharrell had shoes that you could check your reflection in and Kim Kardashian looked like she was trying to dress like Blanche off of the Golden Girls.  Oh and of course Madonna looked like she was running a brothel in the 1800's...put those booty cheeks away.
Sam Smith won the basically if there is a category you missed because you were flipping to Walking Dead...don't worry...It was probably Sam Smith that won.  He was like the Adele of the night...his acceptance speeches were even thanking his ex for inspiring him to write a break up one point I swear he was going to set fire to the rain...

E on The Q The One With Breaking News

Breaking has been an emotional day today...I have just received picture confirmation that Tom Hanks has finally been reunited with Wilson.  You a broadcaster...this is the day we dream about...when we really get to make a difference and stories like this really hit time I lost a frisbie to the top of my roof...and I cry every on behalf of everyone here at Q 1075...our hearts have been waiting a long time for this and just wish every story turned out this way...congrats Hanks and keep him safe

Jennifer Lawrence with a snake on her naked butt.  I get the heebie jeebies just thinking about it.  She did a photoshoot with Vanity Fair that caused her to be 100% naked, laying on a table like a boss with a giant boa constrictor twisted around her body from her derriere up to her neck.  She looks amazing and excuse me while I go vomit.

Rihanna has cellulite on her booty.  Rihanna got real girl real in her interview with Harper's Bazaar and said that a perfect day for her would be a day waking up without which I say as a girl with vuluptuosity shut the heck up...there is no way that you have...oh my...oh my word...sorry should probably pay some money to fix that...I just...whoa
Selena Gomez's new relationship was doomed from day one...because she cannot say Zedd's last name.  She posted and quickly deleted a video to Instagram last night of herself trying to say ZasLavSki and failing miserably.   Selena girl...I have a rule in life...if you can't pronounce it you don't eat it, visit it or marry it.  I'm looking at you Massachusetts...

Adopt Watts!

Watts visited us from The Memphis Humane Society and is a cutie that can sit and shake!  Check him hanging out with CJ in the video above!

E on The Q...The One With Magic Mike XXL

Rihanna and Kanye done lost their dang minds! Not only do they not let Paul sing on their new song Four Five Seconds, but yesterday they released the music video...and out of 3 minutes and 11 seconds...Paul is seen a total of 17 seconds.  It is legitimately like a game of Where's Waldo..Oh there he is...oh wait...he is gone again...Paul is a Beatle and one of the most successful people of all time, get off your high horse Kanye and give him some more face time!

Mila totally a Kutcher.  So few weeks ago Ashton posted a picture with the Kutchers written in the sand...but no one would confirm that a marriage did in fact take place.  Well yesterday Mila Kunis was on Ellen and she asked her point blank if she was married and Mila refused to answer and got this completely cheesy grin which means she is totally married.  I have seen that 70's Show...I know her acting is not that good...
And the Magic Mike XXL Trailer is here...the moment we have all been waiting for...Can we have real talk for a second...what is Hollywood trying to do to us?  All this 50 Shades of Grey and Magic Mike Talk?!?  Listen...if anyone is worried about population control...Hollywood needs to simmer because we are about to have a Baby Boom with all this sexy stuff being released.

E on The Q 50 Shades Style!

Katy Perry got a tattoo!  So to commemorate being the most watched Super Bowl performance of all time, Katy went to the Tattoo Parlor and got XLIX tattoed on the inside of her finger...which while it sounds kinky is apparently 49 in Roman Numerals (The Public School System failed me...) which is what Super Bowl this was.  

50 Shades of Grey news that will make you sweat...yesterday and entire scene was released from the movie!  So they don't get it on in it..but they sure do have a lot of chemistry in.  They discuss "hardware" and tie downs and basically make love to each other with their eyes...

Kim Kardashian...butt in the air smoking a homegirl leaked pics of herself for some attention because oh no!  We have been talking about Katy Perry for a day...but they backfired on her...pun intended...because she looks awful in them.  Whatever to the big booty but she looks like a Jet who just couldn't seem to make the group in West Side Story...put the smoke out and some pants on you hoochie mama.
Taylor Swift has been robbed...and it was by Katy Perry.  Not only did Katy steal her backup dancers...but now Katy has stolen her confidence.  Taylor Swift will not be playing at the Grammy's this year and word on the street is that it is because she does not want to be compared to Katy Perry's halftime Taylor blogged that she is not performing this year because she did not have time to prepare...but come on..homegirl has time to make a bajillion videos of her cats but not her music she has been performing like cray...uh huh girl...just shake it off...shake it off..

Bachelor Blog-SASSY Edition!

Y'all...what in the heck did I watch last night? This episode was the best and the worst one of the season! My face at the end was all like

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So lets start at the beginning...first things first, The Bachelor reassured me last night that I do in fact have my life on track because after finding out that they will be going to New Mexico Megan freaks out because she has never been out of the country...

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It started out with Carly winning her very first solo date with Chis...and it was awkward to say the least.   It went all 50 Shades of Grey on us because they visited a Love Guru which meant Carly had to blindfold Chris and then breath all over his body to create intimacy...hopefully breath mints were taken before hand.  From there the two were made to strip each other's clothes off to represent layers of themselves they hide under leading up to them toplessly embracing and sharing energies.  The Love Guru the movie only has 14% on Rotten Tomatoes...and even that was better than this nonsense I watched.  I literally had to cover my eyes a couple times because it got so awkward.

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Fast forward to the group date and the girls went White Water Rafting, which was all fun and games until Jade went flying out of the raft.  Chris then publically rubbed Jade's feet helping her warm up and then all cattiness broke loose with all the girls getting jealous that they also did not face death...

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Then Chris did a big no no.  He proved that getting sent home does not mean that you actually get sent home and that he rewards stalking because let Jordan rejoin the cast...She drove from Colorado and found Chris to say that she didn't think they were over and the girls went cray...Ashley I showed her butt in a major way and tried to rally all the girls together to be mean to Jordan.  Thank goodness Whitney was there to say that is not cool and bad karma.  Well after all the girls freaked, Chris told Jordan it wasn't fair and sent her packing again and gave his rose to Whitney for being a class act.  Ashley I had a meltdown and did not understand why out of everyone he would pick Whitney and for once Mackenzie had something smart to say and told Ashley I that she was just mad because she doesn't like Whitney.

Now this is where the episode started to get insane...Brit got freaky Deaky with Chris.  So it all started with her getting the solo date with a hint that it would involve heights.  Chris decides to suprise her with the date by waking her up at 4am and making out with her in a hotel room filled with all of the this part had to be staged because Brit was in full makeup...including glitter...which means she is either moonlighting as a stripper at night or she is disgusting sleeping in heavy makeup at night...and I am not sure which is worse.  Well she was freaking about the heights and like full on crying before Chris showed up and as soon as she saw hot air balloons as their date...she acted cheerful and like she hadn't just admited to being scared to death of heights.  Weill they make out in the sky...which I think might be like the Mile High Club Jr and when they are done...go back to Chris's hotel room...and according to her...they take a nap...but c'mon...we all know that means that they got it on.

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After Britt left Chris's she of course goes and tells all the other girls that she spent the day hanging out in Chris's hotel room napping and everyone knew what that meant.  So this is where Kelsey flipped her wig to crazy.  She told the girl's about her deceased husband in a very nonchalant manner for the first time and then snuck to Chris's hotel room to tell him.  Well once she was there she was sobbing and making a big production...very much unlike the other time she was talking about it...which screams FAKE!!!  And then she tells the production crew that she loves her story and that it is so good.

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At the end all the girl's were together again for the cocktail hour leading up to elimination and everyone was freaking out...except Kelsey who said that she was not nervous...but didn't let the girl's know what just happened.  Then Chris let the cat out of the bag.  He goes to talk to the girl's and starts man crying like a farmer who just lost his harvest and says that he needs a minute because it has gotten to real and he tells everyone what Kelsey had just told him.  Chris leaves and Kelsey suddenly looks panicked because she had no idea Chris would out her convo because she thought it was private.  All the girl's start freaking out...Including Ashley I, because she says her virgin story isn't as good as Kelsey's dead husband she literally says that she wishes she had that.  The whole thing takes this sick turn and Chris Harrison comes in and cancels the cocktail hour and says they will go straight into elimination...aka Chris was going to send Kelsey home but now he doesn't know what to do because he feels guilty.  

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Kelsey realizes what has just happened and she goes the bathroom and then passes out on the floor causing medics to rush her.  She starts gasping for breath where she has passed a lady with her legs tucked up underneath her, dress perfectly arranged...not like she just decided to lie down on the floor and starts breathing heavy and talking nonsensically about a panic attack and then...

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BOOM!  It ended right there, no rose ceremony, no elimation...just Kelsey faking a panic attack on the floor.


Long story short, we learned that this is the cattiest season to date.  Chris's whoreish ways are coming back to bite him in the butt because emotions are getting crazy.  Britt was the first one to get it on, Kelsey may or may not have murdered her last husband and that Carly had to get topless and feed Chris chocolate.  



E on The Q Super Bowl Edition


Katy Perry knocked my bra off last night...we were way past socks with her Super Bowl someone who likes to get drunk and watch cartoons, the three margaritas I had set me up for some prime viewing.  Homegirl started out the show straddling a giant puppet that may or may not have given me nightmares, a trippy lighting show that made me question gravity, sharks dancing the Macarena and ended it by riding a shooting star with fireworks coming out of the butt...Two thumbs way up girl...


Seth Rogen is a Weed-aholic because over the weekend while the rest of us were watching the Super bowl...he was smoking a giant "Super Bowl" of marijauna and posted the picture proof to his social media.  He won for tackiest celeb post and I am sure if you asked him...he would just say that it is all Medicinal...right wink wink


Mariah Carey has hit rock bottom...she can't even lipsynch anymore...I mean no one is even asking her to sing, just to remember her own lyrics and move her mouth.  She performed at the Jamaica Jazz and Blues Festival and forgot her lyrics while lipsynching and she just started opening and closing her mouth like a frog trying to catch flies...then she got awkward because she knew we knew and she started playing with her hair and ear piece...the audacity!


Finally...Katy Perry's biggest secret of the Super Bowl...ex lover John Mayer was there cheering her on.  These two lovebirds are back on and the cat was let out of the bag by Missy Elliot.  She posted a late night pic of the after party and in it you can see Katy Perry and John Mayer getting pretty gosh darn cozy...

E on the Q with Liz

Lindsey Lohan is selling insurance, Grease is coming to TV, Selena Gomez is dating a loser and all the top gossip for January 19th!

Liz's E on The Q Jan 9th

Justin Bieber photoshopped, Sam Smith dating a creeper and a major Hollywood breakup.

EonTheQ with Liz Jan 8th

Shia Labeouf in dirty underwear interpretive dancing, Rita Ora's boobs and the biggest Hollywood news of the day!

What Happens When You Are Engaged

What happens when you get engaged... #engaged #weddingplanning

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