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Just when we were bracing for another photo of Miley Cyrusdressed like a Russian mail order bride, we get this across our transoms instead.

It's Taylor Swift, and she's ready to audition for Glee's New Directions! Like, yay! Taylor, with you up front, the team is totally gonna take Nationals for two years in a row, babe.

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Just kidding, of course. Taylor's actually on stage, performing for Good Morning America in Times Square, but come on. The black striped tights, dance flats and spangly top—if that's not a leotard, we'll eat Liza Minnelli's wig. It's all so Fosse we're wondering where the bowler hat went.

Jazz hands, everybody!

What do you know, Taylor Swift's got retro style!