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Don't cross Madonna, she don't play no games. 

During a soundcheck for her concert in Santiago, Chile, yesterday, Madge yelled at some fans who were in the crowd watching because they were smoking cigarettes, which is apparently a big no-no for the 54-year-old singer (ahem).

Luckily, a video captured the whole event. 

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"There are people smoking right now, " she said, "No smoking!"

"If you're going to smoke cigarettes, I'm not doing a show," she added, "You don't care about me? I don't care about you. All right? Are we going to play that game? I'm not kidding. I can't sing if you smoke. ¿Entiendes?"

Oh, but it didn't stop there.

"You're looking right at me and smoking cigarettes, like I'm a stupid f--king idiot."

There it is. Luckily, that was enough to convince the folks to put out their smokey treats, so Madonna continued. 

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