Mark Wahlberg Regrets Not Banging Chris Pine's Mom In Outer Space!!!
What is this man's secret?!The dude flaunted ferocious abs and fabulous dance moves in his Calvin Klein skivvies back when Czechoslovakia was a country and somehow, 25 years later, Mark Wahlbergstill looks like a freshly unwrapped present!That isn't to say the Ted star is without regrets!As it turns out, Marky Mark missed a chance to command his own spaceship in 2009's biggest and brightest blockbuster, Star Trek!It's true!Ch-ch-check out the clip (above) to hear the actor begrudgingly reveal how J.J. Abrams begged him to to play Chris Pine's ill-fated father in the franchise's fantastic reboot!Apparently Wahlzie read the the sci-fi script, but passed because of the confusing pseudo-jargon and sexy alien beasts!That bit role instead went to the Godly Chris Hemsworth, and look what it did for his career!Hemmy went on to star in the second biggest film EVER and now his brother is engaged to Miley Cyrus!!Wow! Hopefully Mark is available for Star Trek 3!
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